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Jenni's CHRISTMAS JOKES

Christmas jokes are stupid, none of them are funny.

I know some good ones, I'll make you laugh

Okay, what do monkeys sing at christmas?

I don't know. What do monkeys sing at christmas?

Jungle Bells!

OMG! Thats not even funny!

Fine then... Why are christmas trees like bad knitters?

I don't know, why?

They both drop their needles! HAHAHA

Just because knitters drop their needles, doesn't mean they are bad at knitting. Try again

Talk about a hard task master... What do you get when you cross and apple with a christmas tree

What do you get?

A PINEAPPLE! Get it? Pine and apple, PineApple. HA HA HA... Try again?

YUP

Where do the elves go to vote

The North Poll

How did you know?

That joke is so old, I've heard it 1000 times

Why do birds fly south for winter?

Because they can

No, becasue it is too far to walk

STUPID! I'm leaving!

No, wait! I was just getting warmed up, the better ones are coming!

They better be.

Why did the elf push his bed into the fire place?

Why?

Because he wanted to sleep like a log!

I get it! Still no funny though.

Why did Santa Spell Noel N-O-E

Why?

Because the angel was singing No L!

you still haven't made me laugh.

Oh I give up, Last one, What do snow men eat for breakfast

I don't know, What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snow Flakes! Derek? Where are you?

HUH?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !

So you found that joke funny!

No, It was S-T-U-P-I-D, Stupid! Christmas Jokes aren't funny!

Merry Christmas to you too!

See ya back at camp, Merry Christmas

Now who else wants to hear my jokes?

Amanda Tauber

Jenni's CHRISTMAS JOKES Christmas jokes are stupid, none of them are funny. | I know some good ones, I'll make you laugh Okay, what do monkeys sing at christmas? | I don't know. What do monkeys sing at christmas? Jungle Bells! | OMG! Thats not even funny! Fine then... Why are christmas trees like bad knitters? | I don't know, why? They both drop their needles! HAHAHA | Just because knitters drop their needles, doesn't mean they are bad at knitting. Try again Talk about a hard task master... What do you get when you cross and apple with a christmas tree | What do you get? A PINEAPPLE! Get it? Pine and apple, PineApple. HA HA HA... Try again? | YUP Where do the elves go to vote | The North Poll How did you know? | That joke is so old, I've heard it 1000 times Why do birds fly south for winter? | Because they can No, becasue it is too far to walk | STUPID! I'm leaving! No, wait! I was just getting warmed up, the better ones are coming! | They better be. Why did the elf push his bed into the fire place? | Why? Because he wanted to sleep like a log! | I get it! Still no funny though. Why did Santa Spell Noel N-O-E | Why? Because the angel was singing No L! | you still haven't made me laugh. Oh I give up, Last one, What do snow men eat for breakfast | I don't know, What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snow Flakes! Derek? Where are you? HUH? | HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ! So you found that joke funny! | No, It was S-T-U-P-I-D, Stupid! Christmas Jokes aren't funny! Merry Christmas to you too! | See ya back at camp, Merry Christmas Now who else wants to hear my jokes? | Amanda Tauber

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Georgy Girl

Georgy Girl Pred 9 rokmi z United Kingdom

That's a super collection of Christmas jokes!

relish

relish Pred 9 rokmi z Spojené štáty americké

awesome

mandytauber

mandytauber Pred 9 rokmi z Nový Zéland

Cool!

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