GlitterBox

Mondegreens

by GlitterBox

Creative Commons Friday March 22, 2019

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You're listening to SING 103.7. As we move into our next half-hour of commercial-free music...

Please note that we are not responsible for any mishearings within or outside of our station.

Wait what.

*Badm-tsh* Bake me a pie of love...

What?

...I'll sing my song... to chairs, and nylon...

WHAT?

...I can light bananas with my nose on fire... Bring me an iron lung...

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

Bake me a pie of love...

I think I'll try a different station...

...to NOW 106.8! We're taking requests for songs now, so if you'd like to call in, you can- Alright, Dolores, I like your taste! We'll get right to playing Forever Man as soon as we... here you go, Dolores, this one's for you.

*Ba-doom-doom* How many britches, I've got two crotch?

Um...

I'll try to be your four-level man... try to be your four-level man...

Lever man, lever man, lever man...

I-

Won't you be my bald-headed woman? I'll try to be your four-level man...

What does that even mean?

Changing station.

...*BADOOM BOOM BOOM* We all came out, the monster... on a lady bubble score dive... Making presents with a mold pile... we didn't have a child...

Slow-talkin' Walter, the fire-engine guy-

NOPE

All the lonely Starbucks lovers-

NOPE

You don't knowwww... chili doggggg...

Maybe I should switch to Spotify.

You're listening to SING 103.7. As we move into our next half-hour of commercial-free music... Please note that we are not responsible for any mishearings within or outside of our station. | Wait what. *Badm-tsh* Bake me a pie of love... | What? ...I'll sing my song... to chairs, and nylon... | WHAT? ...I can light bananas with my nose on fire... Bring me an iron lung... | CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? Bake me a pie of love... | I think I'll try a different station... ...to NOW 106.8! We're taking requests for songs now, so if you'd like to call in, you can- Alright, Dolores, I like your taste! We'll get right to playing Forever Man as soon as we... here you go, Dolores, this one's for you. *Ba-doom-doom* How many britches, I've got two crotch? | Um... I'll try to be your four-level man... try to be your four-level man... Lever man, lever man, lever man... | I- Won't you be my bald-headed woman? I'll try to be your four-level man... | What does that even mean? Changing station. ...*BADOOM BOOM BOOM* We all came out, the monster... on a lady bubble score dive... Making presents with a mold pile... we didn't have a child... Slow-talkin' Walter, the fire-engine guy- | NOPE All the lonely Starbucks lovers- | NOPE You don't knowwww... chili doggggg... | Maybe I should switch to Spotify.

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GlitterBox

GlitterBox

I'm from Ames, Iowa, United States.
Joined January 5, 2019
49 comics published

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snowangel77

snowangel77 1 mo ago from Canada

Great stuff! Lol

GlitterBox

GlitterBox 5 mos ago from United States

Those songs would be Bring Me A Higher Love by Steve Winwood, Forever Man by Eric Clapton, Smoke On the Water by Deep Purple, Blank Space by Taylor Swift, and finally, Macklemore's Good Old Days.

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