Jalnor

Plexit 8: Settling In

by Jalnor

Creative Commons Saturday April 22, 2017

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24th July, 2591 BCE

Kret drive is offline, we're down to manoeuvring thrusters...

Shields are down! Several drones are targeting the bridge.

Is the warp drive online?

Barely!

Get us out of here!

Captain's log, combat day 34514. We encountered a drone swarm half way back to Krela.

Rather than allow them to warn the hive of our approach, we engaged them, but there were far too many. We barely got away alive.

Six of my crew - and all three children born since we left - did not. Without the element of surprise, our strike on the drone factories will be impossible. My rashness is to blame.

21st January, 2017

Hi, Cappy! How's the Swedish health service been treating your shoulder?

They did this thing with a chemical that solved the big problem, so now I just have to let the muscle heal.

A thing with a chemical.

They were speaking Swedish. But it made the joint all hot and it went click clack. I'm just not allowed to put strain on it for three months.

You should head down to the medical bay, the computer fixed AJ's fibromyalgia in like three minutes.

As long as there are no probes you-know-where.

Can we have one of the quarters with two windows in the living room?

Works for me! How about at the front, with vertical walls?

Deck nine, section red one fits these requirements.

Starboard is red, portside is yellow.

Colour codes?

Lovely and roomy. It just needs a couch.

Not bad.

And a big screen.

Too right. Want some chocolate?

And a bed.

Apparently, it's the same taste and narcotic effects, but without the unhealthy stuff.

Is the computer's low-carb stuff any good?

Awesome!

I can't wait to see how you handle a drone, Princess.

I wonder how the ship could make you more awesome...

This is bad. We can't fight past all these soldiers.

At least the mission is accomplished and my death will mean something...

What the hell are YOU doing?

Maybe you'd like to help out and earn awesome rewards (and special extras) by sponsoring the comic on Patreon?

Do you enjoy reading this comic as much as I enjoy creating it? I want to keep creating it. But I'm now unemployed, meaning every day is a contest between frugality and job hunting.

patreon.com/Jalnor

24th July, 2591 BCE Kret drive is offline, we're down to manoeuvring thrusters... | Shields are down! Several drones are targeting the bridge. Is the warp drive online? | Barely! | Get us out of here! Captain's log, combat day 34514. We encountered a drone swarm half way back to Krela. Rather than allow them to warn the hive of our approach, we engaged them, but there were far too many. We barely got away alive. Six of my crew - and all three children born since we left - did not. Without the element of surprise, our strike on the drone factories will be impossible. My rashness is to blame.
21st January, 2017Image source(s)Earth Atlantic.png
Hi, Cappy! How's the Swedish health service been treating your shoulder? | They did this thing with a chemical that solved the big problem, so now I just have to let the muscle heal. A thing with a chemical. | They were speaking Swedish. But it made the joint all hot and it went click clack. I'm just not allowed to put strain on it for three months. You should head down to the medical bay, the computer fixed AJ's fibromyalgia in like three minutes. | As long as there are no probes you-know-where. Can we have one of the quarters with two windows in the living room? | Works for me! How about at the front, with vertical walls? Deck nine, section red one fits these requirements. | Starboard is red, portside is yellow. | Colour codes? Lovely and roomy. It just needs a couch. | Not bad. And a big screen. | Too right. Want some chocolate? | And a bed. Apparently, it's the same taste and narcotic effects, but without the unhealthy stuff. | Is the computer's low-carb stuff any good? | Awesome! I can't wait to see how you handle a drone, Princess. I wonder how the ship could make you more awesome... This is bad. We can't fight past all these soldiers. At least the mission is accomplished and my death will mean something... What the hell are YOU doing? Maybe you'd like to help out and earn awesome rewards (and special extras) by sponsoring the comic on Patreon? | Do you enjoy reading this comic as much as I enjoy creating it? I want to keep creating it. But I'm now unemployed, meaning every day is a contest between frugality and job hunting. | patreon.com/Jalnor

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4 comments | 3 people | 3 countries

Georgy Girl

Georgy Girl 7 mos ago from Canada

Could it all be a gigantic illusion?

Jalnor

Jalnor 7 mos ago from United Kingdom

Perhaps it could! Maybe it's all just a twisted comic series! ;-)

NiereNione

NiereNione 7 mos ago from United States

Man, I want one of those replicators!

Jalnor

Jalnor 7 mos ago from United Kingdom

Indeed! If wishes were starships, eh? :-D

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