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Pixton Comic Insurance Company

by The Insurers
by siregalahad, Moggie, Purnie, [samuel], Zi Brown

Creative Commons Saturday August 6, 2016

611 views | 37 comments

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COMPANY

INSURANCE

PIXTON

Have an issue in your latest issue? We'll cover it! (Sometimes.)

Like a good author, Pixton is there.

Never mind the commercial! This is not considered "accidental damage" in your car insurance policy!

Sir, I apologize for this man. He's an idiot and I'm a prisoner of his idiocy.

This was accidental damage! I parked my car right next to this store, changed into my hero clothes, socked this guy, and he accidentally hit the store. The store collapsed, which leveled my car. It's not like I planned the fight to demolish my car!

Dude, not cool.

I'm D.A.E., not dude!

Pixton Insurance. This is Purnie speaking, how can I help you?

Always remember.. Purnie is right every time

That's so sad! Of course that's covered under your insurance plan! Let me put you on hold so I may transfer you to our client care department to process your claim.

Oh, you say a squirrel ran onto a tree trunk, which snapped and smashed the front of your car, which in turn took it off the parking brake so it ran over your chihauhau named Lucky?

*beep*

AW-HAW-HAW-HAW! HAW-HAW! A squirrel took out a little dog with a tree branch and a car! HAW-HAW-*snortwuffle*!

And the doggie's name was LUCKY! HAWHAWHAWHAW!

dead woman working...

Oh Purnie, glad I caught you before you logged in. While I was covering for you during lunch, I found out the mute button on the headset was broken.

What the ho-ho-ho is this "Out of Season" charge in my policy????

You were using holly shaped shuriken and candy-cane shaped nunchucks. It's August.

I'm The Christmas Avenger!!! That's my theme! What the Frosty am I supposed to do? Not fight crime for eleven months??

The Christmas Avenger!!!

Have you tried changing you name to "The Generic Holiday Avenger"?

Pixton Insurance, how may I help you today?

You are saying that you accidentally left your electric blanket on with full heat, then your house caught on fire, and burned everyone in it?

Aren't you supposed to be dead then?

No, I will not give you my bosses number.

COMPANY | INSURANCE | PIXTON | Have an issue in your latest issue? We'll cover it! (Sometimes.) Like a good author, Pixton is there. Never mind the commercial! This is not considered "accidental damage" in your car insurance policy! Sir, I apologize for this man. He's an idiot and I'm a prisoner of his idiocy. | This was accidental damage! I parked my car right next to this store, changed into my hero clothes, socked this guy, and he accidentally hit the store. The store collapsed, which leveled my car. It's not like I planned the fight to demolish my car! Dude, not cool. | I'm D.A.E., not dude! Pixton Insurance. This is Purnie speaking, how can I help you? | Always remember.. Purnie is right  every time That's so sad! Of course that's covered under your insurance plan! Let me put you on hold so I may transfer you to our client care department to process your claim. | Oh, you say a squirrel ran onto a tree trunk, which snapped and smashed the front of your car, which in turn took it off the parking brake so it ran over your chihauhau named Lucky? *beep* | AW-HAW-HAW-HAW! HAW-HAW! A squirrel took out a little dog with a tree branch and a car! HAW-HAW-*snortwuffle*! | And the doggie's name was LUCKY! HAWHAWHAWHAW! dead woman working... | Oh Purnie, glad I caught you before you logged in. While I was covering for you during lunch, I found out the mute button on the headset was broken. What the ho-ho-ho is this "Out of Season" charge in my policy???? You were using holly shaped shuriken and candy-cane shaped nunchucks.  It's August. I'm The Christmas Avenger!!!  That's my theme!  What the Frosty am I supposed to do? Not fight crime for eleven months?? | The Christmas Avenger!!! Have you tried changing you name to "The Generic Holiday Avenger"? Pixton Insurance, how may I help you today? You are saying that you accidentally left your electric blanket on with full heat, then your house caught on fire, and burned everyone in it? Aren't you supposed to be dead then? No, I will not give you my bosses number.

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siregalahad

siregalahad

I'm from a small state, United States.
Joined February 27, 2010
757 comics published

Moggie

Moggie

I'm from Toronto, Canada.
Joined February 9, 2015
530 comics published

Purnie

Purnie

I'm from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
Joined May 21, 2015
419 comics published

[samuel]

[samuel]

I'm from New Zealand, New Zealand.
Joined October 19, 2015
375 comics published

Zi Brown

Zi Brown

I'm from Location Unknown.
Joined May 2, 2014
331 comics published

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37 comments | 19 people | 2 languages | 7 countries

JazzyValtieri

JazzyValtieri 3 yrs ago from Antarctica

give me your bosses number or i will call purnie.

Purnie

Purnie 3 yrs ago from Canada

EEEK! Jazzy means business!

JazzyValtieri

JazzyValtieri 3 yrs ago from Antarctica

Jas. you are my go-to girl cause your comics are amaze

Steviathan

Steviathan 3 yrs ago from United States

This is awesome!!!

Moggie

Moggie 3 yrs ago from Canada

Thanks!

Danae.

Danae. 3 yrs ago from United States

oh purnie...

mark12341

mark12341 3 yrs ago from Romania

it's very funny!!!!

Apricity

Apricity 4 yrs ago from United States

Absolutely hilarious!

Rigo's comix

Rigo's comix 4 yrs ago from Indonesia

This is awesome! So sorry that it's bankrupt.

Zi Brown

Zi Brown 4 yrs ago from Location Unknown

this is awesome guys!!!

Baldur is a sheep

Baldur is a sheep 4 yrs ago from Denmark

next time you guys make something funny like this... invite me xD

Mistletoe

Mistletoe 4 yrs ago from United States

We. Are. Pixton.
Bum-ba-bum-bum-bum-bum bum!

siregalahad

siregalahad 4 yrs ago from United States

LOL!

Moggie

Moggie 4 yrs ago from Canada

Real fun guys...let's do this again with a brand new company to wreck :)

Spacekat

Spacekat 4 yrs ago from United States

"Aren't you supposed to be dead then" XD I'm crying

[samuel]

[samuel] 4 yrs ago from New Zealand

Haha, thank you. :P

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