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by [samuel], Moggie, Purnie, Zi Brown, Percy Epsilon, siregalahad

Creative Commons Thursday November 24, 2016

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Good evening. We begin with breaking news about a massive cube that has appeared above an undetermined area of the city.

PIX

LIVE

NEWS

PIX

Experts have not yet waded in on the intentions of this mysterious shape, but the fact it is attempting to contact this news network indicates intelli-

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LIVE

NEWS

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Oh for $#@%'s sake....

*crackle* uh, Kela? That's the opening intro graphic...

Whipped cream illegal in North Korea.

PIX NEWS NOW! Presidential live coverage.

Welcome to the 2016 Pixton presidential live coverage. It is now 10:30pm, and results are expected to flood in at 11:00pm. This is Pix News Now, presidential edition.

Clixon and Tromp closest election ever!

Whipped cream illegal in North Korea.

PIX NEWS NOW! Presidential live coverage.

I am your host, Samuel Trinton, and today I will guide you through the 2016 election, with exclusive meetings with both Hillary Clixon and Donald Tromp. First, I will show you the results as of now, 10:31pm.

Clixon and Tromp closest election ever!

Deadpool is open to great reviews.

PIX NEWS NOW! Presidential live coverage.

As you can see, Donald Tromp is ahead with 2 more electoral college votes than Hillary Clixon.

Whipped cream illegal in North Korea.

Clixon and Tromp closest election ever!

Deadpool is open to great reviews.

PIX NEWS NOW! Presidential live coverage.

Haha, woops. Sorry about that. Technical issues here! Bob!!!

Whipped cream illegal in North Korea.

Clixon and Tromp closest election ever!

Whipped cream illegal in North Korea

Thank you for watching. Now its time for the premier of Walter's World.

PIX NEWS

PIX NEWS

Protesters demand civility, loot city.

Walter's World

Hi, this is Walter the Bear in the city going to see how people react to Kayne's presidential campaign!

Bear with me... we might get some interesting answers.

Hello. What do you think about-

Is that a talking bear? Go back to the zoo!

In order to show you just how bad this flooding is, I'm unimaginatively standing in the middle of it.

In the control room...

Percy

Psst, do you want see chaos?

Watch and learn, newbie.

I don't want to get fired on my first day here.

LIVE.

Welcome to the annual-

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Percy

PERCY! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

Why?! He's not going to fire me just because of-

What's your name? I'm going to tell the boss!

Liz

Suki, I'm here with Elmer just outside the newly established Cat Party Of Canada HQ.

Elmer, how do you think the addition of a new political party will affect voter choice in the next election?

I wuz genitikally awlered by Martians so they could use me as a reseevar to listen to polka metal.

And neow hears ma bum with tonite's wuther forekast...

EEK! And there you have it. Back to you, Suki.

Hey Everyone! It's Grace here at the Thanksgiving Parade, broadcasting live!!

Look at those stunning floats!! Amazing!

Do ya like it?

Lily, you do know that there's a cap on the camera that you didn't remove. Right?

You're fired.

Oops...

live | live | PIX NEWS | PIX NEWS LIVE | PIX | NEWS | PIX | NOW! | NEWS | This is the Pix News Evening Edition, with Kela Amadi-Singh! LIVE | NEWS | PIX | Good evening. We begin with breaking news about a massive cube that has appeared above an undetermined area of the city. | PIX | NOW! | NEWS LIVE | NEWS | PIX | Experts have not yet waded in on the intentions of this mysterious shape, but the fact it is attempting to contact this news network indicates intelli- | PIX | NOW! | NEWS LIVE | NEWS | PIX | Oh for $#@%'s sake.... | *crackle* uh, Kela? That's the opening intro graphic... | PIX | NOW! | NEWS Whipped cream illegal in North Korea. | PIX NEWS NOW!  Presidential live coverage. | Welcome to the 2016 Pixton presidential live coverage. It is now 10:30pm, and results are expected to flood in at 11:00pm. This is Pix News Now, presidential edition. | Clixon and Tromp closest election ever! Whipped cream illegal in North Korea. | PIX NEWS NOW!  Presidential live coverage. | I am your host, Samuel Trinton, and today I will guide you through the 2016 election, with exclusive meetings with both Hillary Clixon and Donald Tromp. First, I will show you the results as of now, 10:31pm. | Clixon and Tromp closest election ever!
Deadpool is open to great reviews. | PIX NEWS NOW!  Presidential live coverage. | As you can see, Donald Tromp is ahead with 2 more electoral college votes than Hillary Clixon. | Whipped cream illegal in North Korea. | Clixon and Tromp closest election ever!Image source(s)Taimur.png
Deadpool is open to great reviews. | PIX NEWS NOW!  Presidential live coverage. | Haha, woops. Sorry about that. Technical issues here! Bob!!! | Whipped cream illegal in North Korea. | Clixon and Tromp closest election ever!Image source(s)Taimur.png
Whipped cream illegal in North Korea | Thank you for watching. Now its time for the premier of Walter's World. | PIX NEWS | PIX NEWS | Protesters demand civility, loot city. | A.M. | A.D. Walter's World Hi, this is Walter the Bear in the city going to see how people react to Kayne's presidential campaign! | Bear with me... we might get some interesting answers. Hello. What do you think about- | Is that a talking bear? Go back to the zoo! In order to show you just how bad this flooding is, I'm unimaginatively standing in the middle of it. In the control room... | Percy | Psst, do you want see chaos? | Watch and learn, newbie. | I don't want to get fired on my first day here. | Liz LIVE. | Welcome to the annual- Now less than $5 | Discount Pizza | Discount Pizza | ONLY $4.99 | ONLY $4.99 Percy | PERCY! YOU'RE FIRED!!!! | Why?! He's not going to fire me just because of- | What's your name? I'm going to tell the boss! | Liz Suki, I'm here with Elmer just outside the newly established Cat Party Of Canada HQ. Elmer, how do you think the addition of a new political party will affect voter choice in the next election? I wuz genitikally awlered by Martians so they could use me as a reseevar to listen to polka metal. And neow hears ma bum with tonite's wuther forekast... | EEK! And there you have it. Back to you, Suki. Hey Everyone! It's Grace here at the Thanksgiving Parade, broadcasting live!! | Look at those stunning floats!! Amazing! Do ya like it? Lily, you do know that there's a cap on the camera that you didn't remove. Right? You're fired. | Oops...

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[samuel]

[samuel]

I'm from New Zealand, New Zealand.
Joined October 19, 2015
375 comics published

Moggie

Moggie

I'm from Toronto, Canada.
Joined February 9, 2015
530 comics published

Purnie

Purnie

I'm from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
Joined May 21, 2015
419 comics published

Zi Brown

Zi Brown

I'm from Location Unknown.
Joined May 2, 2014
331 comics published

Percy Epsilon

Percy Epsilon

I'm from Cowtown Calgary, Canada.
Joined June 14, 2013
790 comics published

siregalahad

siregalahad

I'm from a small state, United States.
Joined February 27, 2010
757 comics published

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40 comments | 20 people | 5 countries

Hankbish

Hankbish 3 yrs ago from United States

cool

siregalahad

siregalahad 3 yrs ago from United States

Thanks!

Danae.

Danae. 3 yrs ago from United States

ONLY $4.99!

Purnie

Purnie 3 yrs ago from Canada

such a good deal!

Joshua Finno

Joshua Finno 3 yrs ago from Indonesia

Ha, this is entertaining. Just like the Onion, America's Finest News Source.

siregalahad

siregalahad 3 yrs ago from United States

LOL!

Moggie

Moggie 3 yrs ago from Canada

I think the Onion is a more reliable news source than us ;>

Purnie

Purnie 3 yrs ago from Canada

we're a sad buncha people

TheLyricsWolfy

TheLyricsWolfy 3 yrs ago from Canada

I can't stand the pizza.. XD

GlitterGal

GlitterGal 3 yrs ago from United States

lol

Rigo's comix

Rigo's comix 3 yrs ago from Indonesia

Omg can I join pls? this was so awesome!!!!!!

Chase Hunter

Chase Hunter 3 yrs ago from Canada

Hahaha, nice one guys! Seems like its a famous day to get fired eh! XD I mean c'mon...poor Lily was innocent! And lol, count on someone like Perce to mess with the status qou! XD

Purnie

Purnie 3 yrs ago from Canada

I would adopt lily in a second if I could!

Purnie

Purnie 3 yrs ago from Canada

yes! smiles adorably like my daughter when she does something bad

Tom_Stevens

Tom_Stevens 3 yrs ago from United States

Lol this is gold XD

siregalahad

siregalahad 3 yrs ago from United States

TY!

_Andre_

_Andre_ 3 yrs ago from Location Unknown

I didn't even need to read all Percy's panels to guess what was gonna happen! xD His and siregalahad's parts are my faves.
Nice comic, everyone! If I ever get the month of Plus I was planning to get this Christmas, can I join you on a comic?

Moggie

Moggie 3 yrs ago from Canada

I'm not the one in charge of the team comics but I think it would be great to have you on the team when you get your plus

siregalahad

siregalahad 3 yrs ago from United States

Awww.... thanks! I can't speak fro the leaders, but I hope you'll be able to join us.

Percy Epsilon

Percy Epsilon 3 yrs ago from Canada

Haha thanks Andreia :)

Zi Brown

Zi Brown 3 yrs ago from Location Unknown

LOL

siregalahad

siregalahad 3 yrs ago from United States

TY!

PresidentPj1234

PresidentPj1234 3 yrs ago from United States

Can Kadenking1234 join your next group comic

Moggie

Moggie 3 yrs ago from Canada

Sure, if he is a plus and the team lead is happy with that :)

PresidentPj1234

PresidentPj1234 3 yrs ago from United States

Yes He Has Plus Searh Him Up!!

Kadenking1234

Kadenking1234 3 yrs ago from United States

Yeah I have a plus tell me when I can join your next group comic

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