Mowz

Retarded Blondie series 002

by Mowz

Creative Commons Wednesday December 1, 2010

473 views | 5 comments

Retarded Blondie

I feel bad when it's raining cats and dogs, poor things hit the cement hard!

The classical jokes about blondies

What a retard!

I'm gonna drown you for biting my toe!

Hahaha!!! Your a retard!

Pizza for Seymore Aszes

Retarded Blondie

Now heres a long joke without any pictures: There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Retarded Blondie

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

What a retard! send ideas in the comments for what he should do next!

You can even post Blondie jokes as what I should do!

Retarded Blondie | I feel bad when it's raining cats and dogs, poor things hit the cement hard! | The classical jokes about blondies What a retard! | I'm gonna drown you for biting my toe! Hahaha!!! Your a retard! | Pizza for Seymore Aszes Retarded Blondie | Now heres a long joke without any pictures:      There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.  The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Retarded Blondie | Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"   Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 | The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"   Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. What a retard! send ideas in the comments for what he should do next! | You can even post Blondie jokes as what I should do!

Here's the link to share this comic:

Mowz

Mowz

I'm from my mother, United States.
Joined November 24, 2010
175 comics published

Previous in Series

Retarded Blondie series 001

by Mowz

2 comments / 233 views

Contests

A Festive Easter Match by MidgetHero

Vote for your favorites!

11 Comics Entered

Post a comment

Please Log In to your account. If you don't have one, Sign Up now!

5 comments | 5 people | 4 countries

jinhaekim15

jinhaekim15 4 yrs ago from South Korea

You shouldn't call him a retard, maybe an idiot though XD

rock.the.beat

rock.the.beat 8 yrs ago from Location Unknown

Im a blonde.. (well, Really I'm GOLDEN XD)

Mowz

Mowz 8 yrs ago from United States

not same, Blondes spell it like I did, Blondie

nachos111

nachos111 8 yrs ago from Canada

oh wow xD good comic!

  • MADE AT PIXTON.COM
Help