Rodinhood

Jab they met- IIT guy/VC in Elevator

by Rodinhood

Creative Commons Sunday November 8, 2015

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Errr... Mr. VC - I had 'dropped' you an email

Huh? When did e-mails start 'falling down'??

Ok - I 'sent' you an email with a pitch!

Aha! And what was the pitch??

It was a plan to raise 289 million dollars

OMG!! What are you trying to build??

A Foodtech Startup of course!!

Oh Boy... another one?? Hmmm.. So whats the angle???

Well, I am from IIT!! And I did learn acute, obtuse and right angles!!

Baap Re Baap... I cant bear this! WHATS THE BIZ idea boss??

Aha! Its to do a Series A, B, C, D, E, F, G and H in one round! My co-founders are from IIT A,B,C,D-Z so we thought of combining our experience with the round!

Am I hearing right?? WHAT IS YOUR BIZ ABOUT??

Hmmm...Errr.... Ahhh... I'm not sure.. thats what the IIT K guy is working with along with the IIT M guy. And the IIT D girl is the go-between them...

Oh Babaji... PLease make this elevator explode?

What do you say Mr. VC?? Are you in or out?? I have 23 such suits like you waiting on the ground floor! Decide NOW or regret this elevator pitch forever!

I will have to ask my board, My Investment Committee, My ......

No no no no no. No waiting. I was going to accept 22.7 % dilutuon (because its the value of Pi), but waiting will mean I can give you the derivative result = 3.14%

I think I'm having a heart attack... can you call Emergency??

Errr... Mr. VC - I had 'dropped' you an email | Huh? When did e-mails start 'falling down'?? Ok - I 'sent' you an email with a pitch! | Aha! And what was the pitch?? It was a plan to raise 289 million dollars | OMG!! What are you trying to build?? A Foodtech Startup of course!! | Oh Boy... another one?? Hmmm.. So whats the angle??? Well, I am from IIT!! And I did learn acute, obtuse and right angles!! | Baap Re Baap... I cant bear this! WHATS THE BIZ idea boss?? Aha! Its to do a Series A, B, C, D, E, F, G and H in one round! My co-founders are from IIT A,B,C,D-Z so we thought of combining our experience with the round! | Am I hearing right??  WHAT IS YOUR BIZ  ABOUT?? Hmmm...Errr.... Ahhh... I'm not sure.. thats what the IIT K guy is working with along with the IIT M guy. And the IIT D girl is the go-between them... | Oh Babaji... PLease make this elevator explode? What do you say Mr. VC?? Are you in or out?? I have 23 such suits like you waiting on the ground floor! Decide NOW or regret this elevator pitch forever! | I will have to ask my board,  My Investment Committee,  My ...... No no no no no. No waiting. I was going to accept 22.7 % dilutuon (because its the value of Pi), but waiting will mean I can give you the derivative result = 3.14% | I think I'm having a heart attack... can you call Emergency??

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Rodinhood

I'm from India.
Joined May 17, 2014
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