The Awesome Doofus

Awesome's Action Film

by The Awesome Doofus

Creative Commons Wednesday September 28, 2016

798 views | 19 comments

Filed in Comedy & Action

I'm on the floor.

Mission base: Great. Now break through the windows.

On it.

Ha ha. Good old-

Mission base: Augh! We should have hired Tom Cruise.

Darn it! I dropped it.

Hey, before you start calling Tom Cruise, I have an idea.

Mission base: Really? *sigh* Go ahead.

Mission base: Here we go again.

I need to grab something. But first, you might want press the mute button.

Its on mute? You can't hear me now... so... um...

This is my idea!

Aaaaah!

Tile is not my friend.

Mission base: Was your idea successful?

Define what your definition of success is.

Mission base: Fine then. Did it work?

Yes, it did.

Mission base: Good.

Mission base: Hey, if you survive this mission then maybe you can do that next.

I just hope next time I get to do a car chase rather than climbing a skyscraper

Mission base: But then again, that would take a miracle.

Hilarious. Anyway, where do I have to go to next?

Mission base: Take a left at the door and then you will see a corridor. Choose the door on the far right.

Thank you.

Mission base: Were you asleep while we briefed you on this?

Asleep? Of course not. I was playing Slither.io.

Mission base: ...

Anyway, I'm taking a left at the door, right?

Mission base: Right.

Alright.

Mission base: Now you need to hack into the corporation's computer system.

Mission base: That will turn off all security footage.

What are you doing here?

We've got company.

Ummm... I'm the... window cleaner. Yeah... the window cleaner.

Nice try. We cleaned our windows earlier today.

Crap. Um... Uh... Look over there!

Um... what book? I really gotta...

No way. Thats the oldest trick in the book.

Don't play aroud with me kid!

Oh shoot.

If you insist.

I'm on the floor. | Mission base: Great. Now break through the windows. On it. Ha ha. Good old- Mission base: Augh! We should have hired Tom Cruise. | Darn it! I dropped it. Hey, before you start calling Tom Cruise, I have an idea. | Mission base: Really? *sigh* Go ahead. Mission base: Here we go again. | I need to grab something. But first, you might want press the mute button. | Its on mute? You can't hear me now... so... um... This is my idea! Aaaaah! Tile is not my friend. Mission base: Was your idea successful? | Define what your definition of success is. Mission base: Fine then. Did it work? | Yes, it did. Mission base: Good. | Mission base: Hey, if you survive this mission then maybe you can do that next. | I just hope next time I get to do a car chase rather than climbing a skyscraper Mission base: But then again, that would take a miracle. | Hilarious. Anyway, where do I have to go to next? Mission base: Take a left at the door and then you will see a corridor. Choose the door on the far right. | Thank you. Mission base: Were you asleep while we briefed you on this? | Asleep? Of course not. I was playing Slither.io. | Mission base: ... Anyway, I'm taking a left at the door, right? | Mission base: Right. Alright. | Mission base: Now you need to hack into the corporation's computer system. Mission base: That will turn off all security footage. What are you doing here? | We've got company. | Ummm... I'm the... window cleaner. Yeah... the window cleaner. Nice try. We cleaned our windows earlier today. | Crap. Um... Uh... Look over there! Um... what book? I really gotta... | No way. Thats the oldest trick in the book. Don't play aroud with me kid! | Oh shoot. If you insist.

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The Awesome Doofus

The Awesome Doofus

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Joined December 9, 2014
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19 comments | 12 people | 2 languages | 6 countries

GlitterGal

GlitterGal 2 yrs ago from United States

oh no!

Sticky1845

Sticky1845 2 yrs ago from United States

oh my lol

The Awesome Doofus

The Awesome Doofus 2 yrs ago from United States

Thank you

Sticky1845

Sticky1845 2 yrs ago from United States

yw. It deserves a lut more comments

radioactive.banana

radioactive.banana 2 yrs ago from United States

Wow! *-*

The Awesome Doofus

The Awesome Doofus 2 yrs ago from United States

Thanks!

horse0509

horse0509 2 yrs ago from United States

oop

Created

Created 2 yrs ago from Netherlands

Well, so much for a happy ending.

Zi Brown

Zi Brown 2 yrs ago from Location Unknown

whoops

Enderlily

Enderlily 2 yrs ago from United States

DOOFUS DON'T DIE DX

The Awesome Doofus

The Awesome Doofus 2 yrs ago from United States

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

Enderlily

Enderlily 2 yrs ago from United States

YEAH STAY ALIVE DX

[samuel]

[samuel] 2 yrs ago from New Zealand

staying alive, staying live. ah ah ah ah staying alllliiveeeee

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