B. Shannon

Tough Town, Size Matters

by B. Shannon

Creative Commons Friday May 26, 2017

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As he was leaving the Vatican, a group of flag-waving American nuns cheered for the President.

Trump estimated their number at 1.5 million.

The Swiss Guards put it at closer to two dozen.

Guess we’ll have to wait for the aerial photographs.

As he was leaving the Vatican, a group of flag-waving American nuns cheered for the President. Trump estimated their number at 1.5 million. The Swiss Guards put it at closer to two dozen. | Guess we’ll have to wait for the aerial photographs.
Robbster

Ideals

by Robbster

Creative Commons Thursday June 29, 2017

992 views | 6 comments

Filed in Comedy

I know I'm going to regret this, but what the hell are you doing?

I just saw a chart that shows the ideal weights for particular heights.

I gotta grow another 3 to 4 inches to get to my current ideal weight. Here, grab a hold of my arms and pull.

I know I'm going to regret this, but what the hell are you doing?
I just saw a chart that shows the ideal weights for particular heights.Image source(s)stepladder2gif.gif
I gotta grow another 3 to 4 inches to get to my current ideal weight.  Here, grab a hold of my arms and pull.Image source(s)stepladder2gif.gif
Dalekacy

Epilogue

by Dalekacy

Creative Commons Friday June 2, 2017

569 views | 4 comments

Filed in Fantasy & Drama

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