Tough Town, Breaking Up Hard To Do
by B. Shannon
Eventually, I realized it wasn’t going to work with Lunch Lady.
So I told her, Vaya con dios mi vida, vaya con dios mi amor.
And what did she say?
She told me to go poach myself.
The Half Truth
On July 4, Becky likes to put on a wool coat and walk around the hot sun.
Did you hear that Mr. Thompson came to school without pants?
Between them, Terry Bradshaw and Dan Marino have won four Super Bowls.
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