Awesome's Action Film
by The Awesome Doofus
I'm on the floor.
Mission base: Great. Now break through the windows.
Ha ha. Good old-
Mission base: Augh! We should have hired Tom Cruise.
Darn it! I dropped it.
Hey, before you start calling Tom Cruise, I have an idea.
Mission base: Really? *sigh* Go ahead.
Mission base: Here we go again.
I need to grab something. But first, you might want press the mute button.
Its on mute? You can't hear me now... so... um...
This is my idea!
Tile is not my friend.
Mission base: Was your idea successful?
Define what your definition of success is.
Mission base: Fine then. Did it work?
Yes, it did.
Mission base: Good.
Mission base: Hey, if you survive this mission then maybe you can do that next.
I just hope next time I get to do a car chase rather than climbing a skyscraper
Mission base: But then again, that would take a miracle.
Hilarious. Anyway, where do I have to go to next?
Mission base: Take a left at the door and then you will see a corridor. Choose the door on the far right.
Mission base: Were you asleep while we briefed you on this?
Asleep? Of course not. I was playing Slither.io.
Mission base: ...
Anyway, I'm taking a left at the door, right?
Mission base: Right.
Mission base: Now you need to hack into the corporation's computer system.
Mission base: That will turn off all security footage.
What are you doing here?
We've got company.
Ummm... I'm the... window cleaner. Yeah... the window cleaner.
Nice try. We cleaned our windows earlier today.
Crap. Um... Uh... Look over there!
Um... what book? I really gotta...
No way. Thats the oldest trick in the book.
Don't play aroud with me kid!
If you insist.
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