DON'T STARE, PLEASE! I can explain.
I'm Jovana, and I live inside the earth. No, not on the earth. I live INSIDE of the earth. It's a place called Myteriopolis. To you, everybody in this place may seem weird. But to us, YOU are weird.
My name is Einarus. Mysteriopolis is the only place where people like you don't bother me about what I look like. Humans who judge aren't allowed here.
WELCOME TO MYSTERIOPOLIS
Where we don't judge