This, my dimwitted chum, is a state of the art 3-D flat screen TV.
We can do it all with this TV. 3-D movies. Blu Rays. Internet. You name it, we can do it.
Righteous! Now I can finally play my Super Nintendo!
Uh, no. You do not play a 16-bit antique on this beautiful piece of technology. That's borderline insulting.
I've got Super Mario World...
Three Days Later...
Oh come on, Mario! I said jump not run directly into that stupid turtle! Gaaah!
The Next Day...
Stupid TV. Ruins everything.