Hohohoho! Recognise me? I'm wag66! I'm a superhero! *drumroll* Sending toys to children every Second day of the century!
And don't I look JOLLY in red? I look exactly like Santa Claus! This is so epic after I got fired at the petrol station! And plus, the children love me! I give them a pencil every weekend too!
I get to... Arghhh! There seems to be a slight error! These elves have no faces!
CUT! Call the emergency penguins! Mr. Wayne has fainted! Did someone tell him that it was just a commercial?