Ho Ho Ho merry christmas little boy
Dave what are you doing?
well I'm a bit low on christmas present money so I've started a Santas grotto to get some
Dave noone is going to believe you're Father Christmas
because you haven't even dyed you're beard properly
It's difficult ok
and that is clearly woofer with some fake antlers and a tomatoe stuck on his face
It's a pound if you want to talk to santa so pay up or ship out
Half a dozen bottles of mulled wine later
what do you want for christmas little boy?
mummy he smells funny