...It began with some strange mail being delivered.
amongst the normal pile of bills and final demands, was a tacky looking postcard.
IT said something like:
i didn't think much of it at the time, apart from the curious use of words, and the fact that no-one called diana lives in my building, let alone my apartment.
Dearest Diana, it seems like only yesterday I was waving you off to your new life in America. I trust Hermes got you there in one piece? Wish you were back here with me in the shadow of Belanos! lots of love, Snuggles. xxxx
my good deed had me rushing to get to the subway on time though,
there was a return address, so rather than searching for a miscellaneous diana, i sent the card back to "snuggles" the very next day.
and in my haste, i collided face first into a steel pole!
hah! what a coincedence!
even through the ego denting throb of pain in my face i remember thinking:
when the first show i came across that evening on the tv was talking about going to england, i started to question what was going on.
this is getting .....odd.
...but if you want to try real cheddar cheese, you must travel to england, to the somerset town from which it takes it's name....
...far, far away...
...The English men fo...
my head swam as a heady mixture of confusion, fear and excitement washed over me.
...fought bravely, but they were no match for the American sol...
...and that was just the first day, by the end of the week my whole belief system was shattered!
You see! it's so obvious! this whole universe is alive! alive and drenched in fascination! we must follow this bunny to the depths of wonderland my friend.....
...England, here we come!