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A Recipe for Financial Disaster

by crlonline1

Creative Commons Friday December 10, 2010

Filed in In the News & Political Opinion

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Cooking with JACKSON & HEWITT

WELCOME EVERYONE tO another cooking with JACKSON & hEWITT SHOW! hERE With US IS LINDA, A SINGLE-MOTHER FROM MICHIGAN, WHO WILL help us today cook an Alfredo pizza a la ral

hello America!

Alright, Let's get started! Jackson, why don't you tell our viewers what ingredients we arE using today.

Sure thing Hewitt!

* 1 chopped onion

The key to this recipe folks is linda's dough, which she has been working for all year long.

Sure thing Hewitt!

My dough???

Of course! All the money you ARE hopING to receive as a tax refund THIS YEAR. Let me show it to YOU!

LINDA'S DOUGH

THE RED PART IS WHAT WE WILL TAKE OUT TO PROCESS YOUR PIZZA!

THANKS...

LET'S START COOKING!

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OKAY FOLKS, IN THE LAST 15 MINUTES WE HAVE PREPPED linda's DOUGH; ADDED OUR SAUSAGE, CHOPPED ONIONS, AND ALFREDO SAUCE; AND SPRINKLED SOME ADMINISTRATIVE fees AND aN annual interest rate OF UP to 500%!

DON'T FORGET THE CHEESE!!!

NOW WE ARE READY TO BAKE OUR PIZZA IN OUR "INSTANT" microwave oven!

a microwave oven? why not a CONVENTIONAL OVEN?

A CONVENTIONAL OVEN can only PROCESS YOUR REFUND, uhmm I MEAN PIZZA, IN 40 lenghty-minutes. meanwhile, OUR instant microwave OVEN can GET YOUR PIZZA DONE IN AS LITTLE AS 30 minutes! (OF COURSE, YOU'LL GET BACK A SMALLER PIZZA AT THE END, BUT THAT IS REALLY JUST A TINY, TINY DETAIL)

THAT DOESN'T SEEM THAT MUCH FASTER...WAIT..I'll GET A SMALLER PIZZA TOO??

REALLY, couldn't we just use a conventional oven instead?

now that would be silly, linda!!! those EXTRA 10 minutes are totally worth it! But if you'd like, we can zap your pizza in our nuclear-powered, one-minute microwave oven for an additional fee of $55.

THE NUCLEAR, TOXIC TASTE IS TRULY WORTH EVERY PENNY!

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wELCOME BACK! liNDA'S PIZZA IS FINALLY DONE. TAKE A LOOK!

THAT'S...THAT'S...THAT'S MY WHOLE PIZZA???????

OOH DELICIOUS!!

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REFUND ANTICIPATION LOANS ARE A RECIPE FOR FINANCIAL DISASTER... DON'T SPOIL YOUR APPETITE THIS TAX SEASON! FIND THE RECIPE FOR A BETTER TAX REFUND AT: responsiblelending.org/rals

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