benjarriola

SEO Valentines Hookup

Creative Commons Friday February 14, 2014

Filed in Love

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Alone? Your friends 404?

Yeah they all bounced with their dates.

Bounced? May I have this time on site with you?

Maybe, I don't know you. You're all (not provided).

Just concentrate on my landing page, you'll get an idea of my not provided words.

Well you do look like someone with some good conversions *blushes*

Your conversion looks good yourself. If I were Google, you'd be #1 for "Hottie" with a Knowledge Graph!

Haha! So where you from Mr. SEO? What brings you to this side of the SERPs?

I'm from maps.google.com/maps?q=40.67N,73.94W but it's been too cold lately. I was drawn to your geo-targeted location.

You make my heart flutter like a hummingbird.

Don't know hummingbirds but I know Pandas are after you 'coz you're over optimized for "Gorgeous!" Just picture yourself... see the hot Alt Tags? Is my link velocity going too fast? Can we 301 somewhere and link up?

Haha you're on-page is really funny. I think I might just take on your off-site proposal. I am ready to take it to the rel="next" level. It's Valentine's and I know we're really going to 302 not a 301.

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benjarriola

I'm from San Diego, CA, United States.
Joined February 14, 2014
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