Tough Town, Bad Santa
by B. Shannon
Do all Tree People believe in Santa?
Unfortunately no, a small minority follow a different religion.
What happens to them?
We use them as yule logs to appease an angry Santa.
You guys should fit in just fine down here.
Naturally we’re hoping to plant ourselves in your Holy Land.
Warped Minds n.59
You are required to be in a heightened state of alertness, you are required to avoid vocalizations of sadness, you are required to avoid facial expressions that indicate defiance. I am providing the reason: a secularized version of Nikolaos of Myra is due to arrive in this municipality!