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Einstein's Driver~

Creative Commons Thursday August 28, 2014

Filed in Philosophy & Illustration

2,133 views | 18 comments

Chicago 1933

Sir? Are you awake?

Professor Einstein...

Huh?

We have arrived in Chicago for your congressional speech this evening.

Yes, it has been one of my main goals.

Are you excited to finally share your theory of relativity in this part of the country?

Chicago 1933

I've been present to all of your speeches since I became the driver 5 years ago....

...and I have to say, I've become really interested in your theory.

Chicago 1933

It's just that you always deliver the same speech and I basically know it by heart as well.

Maybe you could change it up a bit this time?

Listen young fella', if you say you're so smart, why don't you do the talking and I'll be the driver?

You got it. I'll show you tonight just how well I've memorized your speech!

That Evening

Mr. Smarty Pants, we've arrived.

It's Professor Einstein!

Oh right, your real name.

Welcome fellow philosophers and scientists. I would like to start by thanking you for having me here and....

Ah! I get to relax during my own speech.

He memorized that big word?

Haha!

Wait. That's my joke.

Applause

Applause

Applause

...and with that I would like to conclude.

Applause

Applause

Now, it's time for some questions.

Applause

Applause

Gulp

Applause

Applause

How does your theory of special relativity make time travel possible?

Applause

Applause

Applause

Hehe! Well...

...that question is so easy, even my driver can answer it.

Kimmy~Kun

I'm currently in a state of denial.

Creative Commons Friday August 29, 2014

Filed in Horror

1,886 views | 17 comments

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Talbot

Dog's Worst Friend 84

Creative Commons Sunday August 31, 2014

1,333 views | 7 comments

The Five Stages of Doctor Who

Denial

This is great. It's got Peter Capaldi. It must be brilliant.

Anger

Who wrote this pile of crap? They should be taken out and shot.

Bargaining

Maybe if they brought back Russell T Davies? This could still be good right? Right???

Depression

Why did I get my hopes up? I should know better.

Acceptance

Well...there's nothing else on...

@TheTall_Bot

The Five Stages of Doctor Who
Denial | This is great. It's got Peter Capaldi. It must be brilliant. Image source(s)Star-Wars-1977-Movie-Poster.jpg / internetPeter-Capaldi-Doctor-Who-Time-of-the-Doctor.jpg / Doctor Who
Anger | Who wrote this pile of crap? They should be taken out and shot. Image source(s)Star-Wars-1977-Movie-Poster.jpg / internetPeter-Capaldi-Doctor-Who-Time-of-the-Doctor.jpg / Doctor Who
Bargaining | Maybe if they brought back Russell T Davies? This could still be good right? Right??? Image source(s)Star-Wars-1977-Movie-Poster.jpg / internetPeter-Capaldi-Doctor-Who-Time-of-the-Doctor.jpg / Doctor Who
Depression | Why did I get my hopes up? I should know better. Image source(s)Star-Wars-1977-Movie-Poster.jpg / internetPeter-Capaldi-Doctor-Who-Time-of-the-Doctor.jpg / Doctor Who
Acceptance | Well...there's nothing else on... | @TheTall_Bot Image source(s)Star-Wars-1977-Movie-Poster.jpg / internetPeter-Capaldi-Doctor-Who-Time-of-the-Doctor.jpg / Doctor Who