No More Teachers' Dirty Looks #110
by Jim Pseudonym
Well, since we have a couple of new staff members I thought it would be prudent to review the evacuation plan in case of a fire.
The main building will meet by the propane tanks.
The library will meet in the old abandoned barn. You know, the one with the faulty wiring.
Lower campus meet on the freeway.
And I will be nice and cozy in the Administration-Only Fire Proof Safe...purchased with undisclosed funds.
HA HA HA HA HA!
Save yourself! Get out while you still can!