by Cornel P
Sir? Are you awake?
We have arrived in Chicago for your congressional speech this evening.
Yes, it has been one of my main goals.
Are you excited to finally share your theory of relativity in this part of the country?
I've been present to all of your speeches since I became the driver 5 years ago....
...and I have to say, I've become really interested in your theory.
It's just that you always deliver the same speech and I basically know it by heart as well.
Maybe you could change it up a bit this time?
Listen young fella', if you say you're so smart, why don't you do the talking and I'll be the driver?
You got it. I'll show you tonight just how well I've memorized your speech!
Mr. Smarty Pants, we've arrived.
It's Professor Einstein!
Oh right, your real name.
Welcome fellow philosophers and scientists. I would like to start by thanking you for having me here and....
Ah! I get to relax during my own speech.
He memorized that big word?
Wait. That's my joke.
...and with that I would like to conclude.
Now, it's time for some questions.
How does your theory of special relativity make time travel possible?
...that question is so easy, even my driver can answer it.
The Five Stages of Doctor Who
This is great. It's got Peter Capaldi. It must be brilliant.
Who wrote this pile of crap? They should be taken out and shot.
Maybe if they brought back Russell T Davies? This could still be good right? Right???
Why did I get my hopes up? I should know better.
Well...there's nothing else on...